Role+Playing


 * ​Role Playing: My Maid of Honor's Horrible Fashion Sense**
 * The scene starts in David's Bridal, where Angie and her bridesmaids are at a dress fitting. Amber (played by Amanda Houser) is running late because her car caught fire on the interstate and she had to wait for someone to pick her up. She shows up about a half hour later. She might've been fashionably late, but that's the //only// way she's even remotely fashionable. Her orange dress made it look like she got dressed in the dark and her lime green hair could blind an army.


 * Angie:** *is looking at herself in a mirror while singing and dancing like a complete idiot. Amber walks in and stands behind her.*


 * Amber:** "Hey Angie!"


 * Angie:** *jumps in surprise and tries to hide the fact that she was just acting like an American Idol reject* "Oh, uh...hi! I wasn't dancing or singing or anything before you came in! *nervous laugh*


 * Amber:** *ignores Angie's comment* "Sorry I'm late." *annoyed* "I was too busy roasting marshmallows on my car to find someone to give me a ride."


 * Angie:** *shrugs* "That's alright. As I recall, I was three hours late for your wedding. Don't worry about it."


 * An awkward pause follows*


 * Angie:** "...Sooo...where's Justin?"


 * Amber:** "He's...gone."


 * Angie:** "Gone? Where is he? Is he alright?"


 * Amber:** "He's...dead."


 * Angie:** *in complete horror* "DEAD? What do you mean, "dead"?! What happened?!"


 * Amber:** *dramatically/tragically* "He perished in the awful car fire!"


 * Angie:** * is silent for a few seconds before calmly continuing the conversation* "Died in the car fire, huh? Well...did you at least save Molly? After all, she was Justin's favorite dog!"


 * Amber:** "...Nope!"


 * Angie:** *completely horrified* "You didn't save Molly?!"


 * Amber:** "I was too busy roasting marshmallows to care about the dog!"


 * Another awkward silence follows*


 * Angie:** *uncaring* Well...that's okay! I never liked that dog anyway!"


 * Angie turns around to smile at Amber. When she sees her, she lets out a short horrified yell.*


 * Angie:** "AMBER! WHO DID THIS TO YOU?! YOU SHOULD SUE SOMEONE!!"


 * Amber:** *laughs* "Angie, I did this myself!"


 * Angie:** *laughs along with her* "Riiight, good one Amber!"


 * Amber:** "...No, seriously. I did it myself. Don't you like it?"


 * Angie:** "...Do you want me to answer that honestly?"


 * Amber:** *nods*


 * Angie:** *sighs* "Amber...to put it bluntly...you look like a run-away clown from the circus."


 * Amber:** "Sooo...you like it?"


 * Angie:** *hesitates* "Well...your dress is nice..."


 * Amber:** *looks hurt*


 * Angie:** *sighs because she feels bad* "You know what?"


 * Amber:** "What?"


 * Angie:** *obviously trying to stop herself from screaming in terror again* "I...changed the theme of my wedding!"


 * Amber:** *curiously* "Really? What's the new theme?"


 * Angie:** "It's...um...vegetable themed!"


 * Amber:** *looking at her with a confused look on her face* *skeptically* "//Vegetable// themed?"


 * Angie:** "Uh...yeah! I'm the...onion! Yeah! Mariah's the corn, Bethany's the broccoli, Bibis is the blueberry-"


 * Amber:** "Ang...blueberries aren't vegetables."


 * Angie:** "...I ran out of ideas. Anyway, you still need a vegetable! You can be the...the...carrot! Yeah! You can be the carrot!"


 * Amber:** *happily* "Awesome! Thanks Ang!"


 * Angie:** *once again trying to hold back another scream of pain* "Don't...mention...it..."


 * Amber walks off smiling and Angie watches her go before she sighs and talks to herself*


 * Angie:** "I think I just died a little on the inside. Speaking of dying, I should go look for Justin's body." *looks up to the sky* *solemnly* "Farewell Justin. Your chin will be missed!"


 * Angie walks off screen and the scene ends*